Wal-Mart

A middle-aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter
and tells the clerk
she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because
it won't work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she
bought it on "special."

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
starts screaming
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY
NIPPLES!!!!!!".

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front a
growing crowd of customers.
The manager approaches the woman and asks, "Can I help
Madam?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE
tells her that he
can't give
her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and starts
screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH
MY NIPPLES!!!!"

And doing so draws and even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Madam please, why
are you saying that?

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY
NIPPLES
PINCHED WHEN I AM BEING SCREWED!!

The crowd broke into applause and her money was
quickly refunded!   [:)]

 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
3 Responses Feb 22, 2009

this was too good :D

thank you

hee hee hee! very funny!!!