Government Job

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a
> job.The interviewer asks
> him, "Are you a veteran?"
>
> The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours
> in Vietnam.
>
> "Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your
> favor. Do you have any
> service-related disabilities?"
>
> The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a
> battle, an explosion
> removed my testicles, so they declared me disabled.
> It doesn't affect my
> ability to work, though."
>
> "Sorry to hear about your injury, but I have some
> good news for you, I can
> hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4.
>
> Come on in about 10, and we can get right to work.
>
> The guy says, "If working hours are 8 to 4 why do
> you want me to come at
> 10?"
>
> "Well, here at the government, we just sit around
> and scratch our nuts for
> the first two hours. No point of you coming in for
> that."
>
>
>

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

ha ha ha

haha, good one, i'm gonna tell it to my bf who's military.