Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was
afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a
well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she
went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder
side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang
then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to
me."
So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said,
"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr.
Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed
Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike
your ***.

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

This is a (good) new variation on an oldie but goodie as told by Redd Foxx and other chittlin circuit old timers.<br />
Zackley disease - a dreaded disease where your breath smells zackley like your ***. There are a lot of other possibilities i.e. vagina, feet etc.

That is.....<br />
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HORRIBLE!!<br />
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*shaking head in disbelief*<br />
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LOL