IRISH Gas Station

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods
drove his new Ford
Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish
manner, unaware of whom the golf pro was. "Top of the
mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell
out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees." replied Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired
the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,"
said Tiger.

"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!!" exclaimed the Irish
"Those fellas at FORD think of everything!!!"

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1 Response Feb 22, 2009