Holy Water

One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.
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>  He stops in front of the holy water and splashes
> some of it on both of his
>
> legs, then throws away his crutches.
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> An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the
> rectory  to tell the
> priest what he'd just seen.
>
> Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son,
> you've just witnessed a
> miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"
>
> "Flat on his ***, Father, over by the holy water."
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dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

Hehe