Mexican Restaurant

A big, Texas cowboy stopped at a local Mexican
restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming
around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being
served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the aroma was wonderful.
"What is that you just served at the next table?" he
asked the waiter.
"Ah, senor, you have excellent taste!," the waiter
replied. "Those are bull's testicles from the bull
fight this morning. A true delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What
the heck, I'm on vacation down here. Bring me an
"I'm so sorry, senor," the waiter said. "There is only
one serving per day because there is only one bull
fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and
place your order, we will be sure to save you this
The next morning, the cowboy returned and placed his
order. That evening he was served the only special
delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his
platter, the cowboy called to the waiter and said,
"These are very delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,
senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

Hahahaha... Good one. thanks for sharing :)

Ohhh.....gross. LOL