A Mastercard Wedding

A MasterCard Wedding...You gotta love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
huge wedding with about 300 guests... After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family,
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such
a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex
with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective
to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "**** you!". Then he
turned to his bride and said, "**** you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
Outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong. His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay
over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
Commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Wedding photographs commemorating the
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MasterCard!


dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

reading thru this whole thing... PRICELESS :D