Jacob and Rebecca

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a
stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass
a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you
the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register
here for our wedding gifts, please..."


dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

Happy Marriage to them :)