Two Doctors

Two doctors combined their practices and put up a sign
     >     reading:
     >       "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"
     >    The town fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they
     >    changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors," but this, too was
     >    rejected, so they made it "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
     >    No go, so they wrote "Catatonics and High Colonics."
     >    Thumbs down again, but "Manic-depressives and Anal-
     >    detentives" was also denied, as well as "Minds and Behinds,"
     >    so they tried "Lost Souls and A**-holes."
     >    Still no go.
     >   So finally they settled on:
     >     "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

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1 Response Feb 22, 2009