Bus Stop Friends???

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight
miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized
that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach
to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back
and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step
Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still,
she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her
skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up
her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his
hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.
The girl turns around furiously and says, "How dare you touch my body that
way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says,

"Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured that we were friends."

dasmuggler dasmuggler
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2 Responses Feb 22, 2009