Super Granny: Defender of Justice (true Story)

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
she found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at
the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car, you sc*mbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran
like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her
shopping bags into the back of the car, and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She
tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale
white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman,
described as white, less than 5 feet tall, wearing glasses, with curly
white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed..... Ah, SENIOR MOMENTS!

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

poor guys....