Only In Texas

A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the
>driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won
>$5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to
>do with the money?" asked the policeman.
>
>"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
>
>"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a
>smart aleck when he's drunk."
>
>This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and
>moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
>
>At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
>Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

Busted.... ha ha ha