Outhouse

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot
in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time.  The outhouse was
sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would
push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek.  So he got a large
stick and started pushing.  Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and
floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.  The dad replied,
"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today.
It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes.
Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George
Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he
told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that
cherry tree."

dasmuggler dasmuggler
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1 Response Feb 22, 2009

ha ha