Pig Joke

A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they
find themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they
get into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go
down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance!

Well, that pig started looking better and better and pretty soon the guy
rolled toward the pig and put his arm around it. The dog was not very happy
with this and growled fiercely at the guy, until he removed his arm from the
pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in a pretty bad way when
they rescued her and they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she
was well enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, warm gentle breeze,
perfect for romance, the four of them lying there. The guy started getting
'those' ideas again, so he leaned over toward the girl and said,

"Um..would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009