NEVER Say to a Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless  you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>>
>>2. Sorry, Officer,  I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>>
>>3.Aren't you the guy from the Village  People?
>>
>>4. Hey, you must've  been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
>>job!
>>
>>
>>5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>>
>>6. I thought you had to be in relatively  good physical condition to be a
>>police officer.
>>
>>7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are  you?
>>
>>8. I pay your  salary!
>>
>>9. Gee, Officer!  That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
>>warning,
>>too!
>>
>>10. Do you know why you pulled me over?  Okay, just so one of us does.
>>
>>11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no  other
>>cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>>
>>12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your  eyes look red, have you been
>>drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee  Officer your eyes
>>look
>>glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
>>

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

:D