12 Inch Bic

A guy walked into a bar ordered a beer. He pulled out a cigerete, and asked
the bartender for a "light". The bartender pulled out a 12 inch BIC lighter.
The man, startled, asked where this lighter came from. The bartender
replied, "There is a geni in the back who will grant you a free wish." The
man asked if he could go see the genie. The bartender said "sure." In the
back, the man asked for a million bucks. The genie said "ok." Then, all
around were a million ducks. The man went back to the front. He went to the
bartender and asked, "does that genie have a hearing problem?" The bartender
repiled, "You don't think I asked for a 12 inch BIC do you??"

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

a deaf genie...ha ha good one