A Cowboy Walks Into a Bar

> A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
> bar.
> > > "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
> > >
> > > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
> > > "What's the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into
> any
> > > of that. All I want is a drink."
> > >
> > > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
> > > you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike,
> > > for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
> > > calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
> > >
> > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
> > > him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
> > > his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"
> > > The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX."
> > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
> > > The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin'
> > > and keeps on tickin'!"
> > >
> > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right,
> > > who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call
> yours?"
> > > The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
> > > Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
> > >
> > > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
> > > he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
> > > bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a

> > > beer."
> > >
> > > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
> > > puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
> > > The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
> > > MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
> >

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

:D

HAHAHAHAHA, that's great!!