Another Blonde Joke

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a
  >> winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book
  >> she could find on ice fishing.
  >>
>> For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become an
  >> expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out
  >> she went for her first ice fishing trip.
  >>
>> She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment
  >> needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own
  >> special place in her kit.
  >>
>> When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed
  >> her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she
  >> was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice
  >> from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"
  >>
>> Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, move d further
  >> along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and
  >> started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed,
  >> "There are no fish under the ice!"
  >>
>> Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this
  >> certainly wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her
  >> gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she
  >> stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was
  >> extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the
  >> right place, chair positioned just so, everything.
  >>
>> Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,
  >> "There are no fish under the ice!"
  >>
>> Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you
  >> Lord?"
  >>
>> The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating
  >> rink!"

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

ha ha

That's a good one.