Brains

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and
somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the
only hope. You will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded,$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control
his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the
male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just
standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female
brains because they've actually been used."
 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

lmao!!!!!!!!!

men really never use their brains... hahahahaaaa