Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

WEEK ONE
·         Beans
·         Bacon
·         Coffee
·         Whiskey
 
 
WEEK TWO
·         Beans
·         Ham
·         Coffee
·         Whiskey
 
 
WEEK THREE
·         Beans al fresca
·         Thin-sliced Bacon
·         Hazelnut Coffee
·         Skyy vodka & Tanqueray gin
·         K-Y gel
 
 
WEEK FOUR
·         Beans en salade
·         Pancetta
·         Coffee (espresso grind)
·         5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
·         2 tubes K-Y gel
 
 
WEEK FIVE
·         Fresh Fava beans
·         Jasmine rice
·         Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
·         Medallions of veal
·         Porcini mushrooms
·         1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
·         1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
·         5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
·         1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
 
 
WEEK SIX
·         Yukon Gold potatoes
·         Heavy whipping cream
·         Asparagus (very thin)
·         Organic Eggs
·         Spanish Lemons
·         Gruyere cheese (well aged)
·         Crushed Walnuts
·         Arugula
·         Clarified Butter
·         Extra Virgin Olive oil
·         Pure Balsamic vinegar
·         6 yards white silk organdy
·         6 yards pale ivory taffeta
·         3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
·         Large tin Crisco
 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Feb 22, 2009

What! No astroglide in week six! hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Oh<br />
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my<br />
<br />
god.<br />
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*shaking head*