Akward Adolescence

A boy and a girl are lying in a meadow on a nice summer's day. They started dating just a couple of weeks ago and the boy is really getting in the mood, but doesn't know how to bring up the subject. Thinking about this for a while, he finds inspiration in a group of cows in their view. One bull has just started mounting a cow.

Casually he turns to his new girlfriend and says: "You know what, I'm in the mood for doing what that bull is doing right now...".

The girl replies: "Go ahead, they're not my cows".

Niles Niles
46-50, M
5 Responses Feb 23, 2009

How did the bull react to this kid messing with his cows?

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wow, that is funny!

ROFLMBO! Smart girlie!!!! :)

hahaha. ew