And Then the Fight Started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high  school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady  swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,'  I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she  took to drinking right after we split up those many  years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a  person could go on celebrating that long?'

And  then the fight started...

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
3 Responses Feb 25, 2009

Haha, nice one :D

HA HA HA HA HA

Highly repeated and highly funny!