And Then the Fight Started.....

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent  babies .

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a  loud noise came from outside.

The woman,  bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man  'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man  jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the  window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a  thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to  the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your  husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why  were you running?'

And then the fight  started.....