I'm Currently Reading Over the Top 10 Interview Questions and Responses.

Top Ten Interview Questions and How to Respond  

 1. Why do you want to work here? Be honest: Tell them "money, power, and the chance to crush my enemies." They'll like that  

2. What do you know about our company? You'll have to do some research here, but be sure to mention any hostile takeovers and any pending environmental lawsuits.  

3. What are your strengths? You undoubtedly have several, so start with your genius, move on to your physical prowess and end with your ability to make people's heads explode.  

4. What are your weaknesses? "I'm a workaholic" is always safe is always a safe response. Make sure you don't mention your fatal flaw, be it holy crosses or Rice Krispies. They'll just use it against you later.  

5. What do you think you could bring to this job? Sometimes clichés don't work. Rather than saying, "Solid work ethics and a willingness to get the job done!" try "Death , destruction and lots of short pointy weapons."  

6. Do you work well with others? A proper response would be "As long as they are my mindless terrified slaves." It shows a working knowledge of the corporate world.  

7 How do you keep yourself motivated? Tell the interviewer about your thirsty for power and strong desire for revenge, and they'll soon be nodding along with you.  

8. How do you respond to tough situations? Don't hesitate to admit that you use acid, knockout gas, or whatever tactics are necessary.  

9. Where do you see yourself in five years? While you maybe tempted to say "Standing over your weeping chained body," try to be more moderate: "Standing over everyone but your weeping chained body"  

10. Why are the police arresting you right now? Assure your interviewer that they have the wrong man, and you couldn't have possibly robbed those five banks as they claim    

I believe these examples should help me next time I interview….    

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
3 Responses Feb 26, 2009

I am certain that the job was offered to you no questions asked! Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

dasmuggler u are unbelievable :D

"What are your strengths? You undoubtedly have several, so start with your genius, move on to your physical prowess and end with your ability to make people's heads explode."<br />
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How did you know these are my greatest strengths?!?!?