Tribal Mating Season

 

Two Tribals and a Kentucky Sardar were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Tribals ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!   He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.  

The Sardar was puzzled and asked the remaining Tribal what it was all about. 'Was the other Tribal crazy or what?' The Tribal replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Tribal men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'  

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Tribal ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.  

The Sardar wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Tribals found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'   With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran...  

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...

 

 

NAKED SARDAR RUN OVER BY TRAIN!

georshar georshar
36-40, F
4 Responses Feb 28, 2009

Sardarz is the community, who saved daughters & daughter in laws of Hundustaniz in past from Ahmed Shah Abdaali and other looters & dacoits. Moreover, it is Dr. Manmohan Singh, the greatest Sardar, to whose brain, Mr. Obama too salutes. Such jokes, are a big black & worst spot over the unity of India. please avoid, if you can.

Hahaha<br /><br />
very funny.<br /><br />
cant stop laughing!

That is entirely too funny, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

LMAO!! Too funny thanks for the laugh