NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN

Man on phone: Honey I've been asked to go fishing with my boss for 2 days...30- 31st.
This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion.
So, could you please pack enough clothes for 2 days,
set out my rod & fishing box.
We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things.
Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas !


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said

The husband came home on 1st jan even a little tired but looking good.

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught any fish ?

He said "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas ?"

You'll love the answer..!!


She says,
"I did.. They're in your fishing box!!!!!!!!

Game over....
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2 Responses Aug 19, 2014

Smart lady haha

wow hahaha!