After 30 years a woman asked her husband to discribe her.
Man: You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
Wife: What's that mean?
Man: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot
Wife: Oh that's lovely... What about I, J, K?
Man: I'm just kidding!

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimstic about the family jewles
NEBookWorm NEBookWorm
18-21, F
2 Responses Aug 21, 2014

roflmao.....thanks hun, I needed that

A spy owned a book that had the secrets to the universe. He didn't trust ANYONE to keep it for him. One day he heard that the police where gonna raid his house and search until they found the book. Where did he put the book so the police would not find it?

No. It has to be somewhere that he KNOWS nobody will read it and he'll be able to tell. There is a hint.

Well if they aren't going to leave his house then the police station would be the safest place I would assume...

Nope. They're not gonna send the whole police force. Just a lot. Someone is always gonna watch te station. Duh.


In his pants.

When police have a search warrant they have permission to search the person too.

He could just bury it in his backyard, if they search just his house they might not find it there.

Not the answer though.

Hmm, his stomach?

He needs it. :)

XD Fair enough. The mailbox, then?

Yes!!!!! He mailed it to himself.


Lol just read the book, find the section that says "cops will never look here" and put it there. It does hold all the secrets after all.

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