A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself..."
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5 Responses Aug 22, 2014



The old jokes are some of the best ! And almost every old joke has an element of truth within.


HEard this before, but STILL makes me chuckle! ;D