Fruits of Love

The newlyweds stopped at a farm house and made a deal to bed down for the night. By noon the next day they still weren't up, so the farmer yelled for them to come get some breakfast. "No thanks," called the groom. "We're living off the fruits of love."

"Okay," said the farmer, "but quit throwing the damn skins out the window...they're choking the ducks."
orgasmic27 orgasmic27
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2 Responses Aug 22, 2014

ha ha