Positive Attitude

Late in the night he regained consciousness…
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your t*ts, then?”
NOW THAT’S POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

DEGBEME DEGBEME
61-65, M
5 Responses Aug 27, 2014

LOLOLOL...😂

Um is that the medicine talking

Hahaha..

lmao!

Hahahaha. I love that.