The chief of staff at the hospital remarked to the director of nursing that there seemed to be an awful lot of expectant nurses in their hospital. As they were walking down the hall, he was becoming more and more concerned about a possible staff shortage as everyone seemed pregnant. He began to ask the director when each pregnant nurse they passed was due.  

"When is she due?"  

"Some time in late September."  

"How about her?"  

"Late September."  

"And her?"  


"My goodness!" exclaimed the chief of staff. "How about her?"  

"I have no idea, sir. Norma wasn't at last year's Christmas Party."  

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