Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple," I answered, "My wife has told me that when she wants my ******* advice, she'll ask me for it."
lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl
22-25, F
1 Response Sep 1, 2014

Made my day! 😂😂😂