Lost At Sea

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a
lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.  While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he
rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This 
particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the
two men considered their circumstances.
 
Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!

Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!
 
 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
6 Responses Mar 9, 2009

ha ha ha ha ha ha haa

Ok ....lol ....im lookin

Stare as much as you like, I am staying nude! :-)

Hay Nude.....put on some cloths und lets talk ....lol I cant keep from staring...

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa, so funny!

there would be a lot of happy fish