Water to Wine

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets
stopped for speeding.  The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord!
He's done it again!"
 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
2 Responses Mar 9, 2009

OK, so maybe you are a little bit funny. But I bet I'm better looking. Lets let CK decide.........you lose!

Power of the Lord, turning water into wine ha ha ha ha....