Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: This is the post office, not the police station.
Man: I'm so happy, i cant understand where to go and what to do... 
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both! 

Two men are talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing
the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons! 


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 

georshar georshar
36-40, F
Mar 10, 2009