Financial Hard Times

George and his beautiful blond wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.   She's not quite sure what to do, so George says, 'Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks.  If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.'  

She's out there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, 'How much?'   She says, 'A hundred dollars'.    

He says, '****. All I've got is fifty'.  

She says, 'Hold on.'

She runs back to George and asks, 'What can he get for fifty dollars?'  

George says, 'A hand job.'  

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for fifty dollars is a Hand job. He says 'okay.' She gets in the car; he unzips his pants and whips out a HUGE ****. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be right back.'  

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, 'George, can you lend this guy fifty bucks?'

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