Bridge

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head...

In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have
tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to
Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time, and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly happy.'

And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

   
dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
5 Responses Mar 14, 2009

ha ha ha...

this is very funny!

Given time we could ck....understand?

Trying to understand women is like trying to nail water to a tree.

LOL That was a good one!