Prison Joke

A man escapes from prison, where he has been incarcerated for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young
married couple in bed together.
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He orders the husband out of bed, and ties him to a chair. After tying
the wife to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up, and goes into the bathroom.
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While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, just look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots of
time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you. Satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey, I love you."
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To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I
love you too."

ichooselife ichooselife
36-40, F
5 Responses Mar 14, 2009

What goes around...

A funny one indeed!!!

Lol... i've heard this somewhere but would always laugh at this one....good one

:D serves him right

very funny!