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1.    3 Easy Ways to Die :
 
       Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years  early.
       Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years   early.
       Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

 
2.    A foolish man tells a woman to STOP 
       talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when
       her LIPS are CLOSED.

 
 3.   One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol
       consumption :
       Before Marriage - Drink whenever you 
       are SAD
       After Marriage - Drink whenever you are
       HAPPY
 
4.    Three FASTEST means of Communication :
       1. Tele-Phone
       2. Tele-Vision
       3. Tell to Woman
       Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
 
5.    Love your friends not their sisters.
       Love your sisters not their friends.
 
6.    Let us be generous like this:
       Four Ants are moving through a forest. 
       They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
        Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
        Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
        Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. 
        Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

 
 7.   If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
       If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

 
8.    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
       Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

 
9.    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
       Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

 
 10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
         Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

georshar georshar
36-40, F
5 Responses Mar 16, 2009

Heeey thats so funny... thanks :D

TY georshar! :-)

you know something Nudeinva, i think i love u the most on EP :)

:)

Hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, those are some really funny zingers. ROFLMAO!