Native Customs Can Be Dangerous

Two hillbillies and a cityboy were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the hillbillies ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.The cityboy was puzzled and asked the remaining hillbilly what it was all about.

'Was the other dude crazy or what?'

The hillbilly replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when we see a cave, we holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful countrygal in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second hillbilly ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The cityboy wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the hillbilly idiots found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...............

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NAKED CITY SLICKER RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

 

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
7 Responses Mar 18, 2009

lol...didn't expect this.

Ha, ha... or to a guy having a one-track mind!!!!

Gives new meaning to "tracking" a gal! :O

that's funny.

hahahahaha really funnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!

LOL Never saw it coming!

That was quite a Woo Woo!