Mr. Jones Sees a Doctor

Mr. Jones sees a Dr. but first he sees the nurse...

The nurse walked into his room. Mr. Jones declared to the lady nurse, "Nurses aren't supposed to laugh, right?."

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure .

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.

On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

healbrokenwings healbrokenwings
46-50, F
2 Responses Mar 21, 2009

funny :)

HEY!!!! be nice to the lil' ******