Leave It to the Marines

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early  retirement bonus.
 
They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits  plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of  points he wished.

The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension clerk to
measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He
walked out with a check for $720,000.
 
The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to measure from the  tip of his up-stretched hands to! his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a  check for $960,000.
 
The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told the
pension  man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis all the way to my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
received.
 
The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right. Go ahead and measure".
The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better get a medical  officer to do the measuring.
 
The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did.
The  medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
 
"My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"
 
"Vietnam," the general replied. "HOO---AHHH! "
 
 

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2 Responses Mar 22, 2009

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HA HA HA HA... good one :D