Aussie Friendship

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True   Friendship  "Aussie Style--"  None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those **** weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.


1. When you are sad --  I will help you get hammered and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 


4. When you are scared -- I will tease you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.


5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop wingeing.


6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words..


7... When you are sick --  Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.


9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

because you are my friend.


Friendship is like ******* your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


aussieAngelx0 aussieAngelx0
46-50, F
1 Response Mar 23, 2009

thats true friendship ;)