True Friendship

Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself......



Friend,

When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile...I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.

When you are sick...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

FriendofPromise FriendofPromise
51-55, F
2 Responses Mar 23, 2009

very helpful <br />
NOT

true :)