Collected Via Emails Over Time ...

 

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

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FREE PUPPIES Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog. Father was able to leap tall fence in a single bound.

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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

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3 COWS FOR SALE: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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Washer and dryer for sale. Must sell. No longer needed. Joining Sunny Skies Nudist Colony.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

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John Deere Tractor For Sale

Government Bailout Special

Runs Good. Missing Steering Wheel and Seat.

Ideal for the person who has lost his *ss and doesn’t know which way to turn.

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From Paul Harvey's collection:
For sale: Wedding dress, never used and Colt 358 used only once.

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Wanted, somebody to go back in time with. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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For sale: 1 Conservative brain $20.00; 1 Democrat brain $25,000.00 (never been used)

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And the best one >

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. 200 pounds cash, trade or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

Josie06 Josie06
56-60, F
2 Responses Mar 27, 2009

haha

nice ones :D