Underwear Dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered , 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! 

angeleyes2009 angeleyes2009
41-45, F
3 Responses Mar 27, 2009

Ok here it goes. A little girl asked her Mom if she could take the dog Mindy for a walk. The mom says I don't think so..(the dog was in heat) Mom says go ask your Dad. Dad says ok well, lets see how we can help Mindy. And rubbed some gas on Mindys butt. So the little girl takes her for a walk and comes back alone a little sad. Her Dad says where is Mindy? The little girl says she ran out of gas and there is another dog pushing her home.

hahaha...i like that

ha ha