Pregnant With My Child


An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.

"I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.

But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !

The beaver drops dead in front of him.

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."

The Doctor says, "My point exactly."

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12 Responses Mar 31, 2009


it was, thank you. he did ask me to call him slow right? lol

Okay, PTMAN, that was funny, but the way you made fun of poor Paine316 was even funnier.

i'm glad you got it Rose, lol

that's alright slow


call me slow but i dont get it lol

LOL! Funny!!!

Hehe funny love these jokes

Funny stuff

ha ha ha

thanks i like it to.