A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.

51-55, M
21 Responses Apr 23, 2009

thanks MF, where have you been girl.

Funny. Sexist, but funny. And mr4553 had an excellent point about the quality of the intel the male driver received.

it is SS , thanks

LOL...this one is seriously funny!

you go girl

Rose your killing me. :)

Yes it was.

haha.. thats was nice... :)

i love to do it to you.

that is what i'm expecting. big and beautiful.

NO, why do you ask? it's real. :) you are funny girl. <br />
you make me smile. you better stop before i get one of those horts and don't remember how to spell. i do get carried away with beautiful women you know.


it was a joke my love. i would never do that to you.

oh... i just thougth they think with their toes or their kidneys so thats why they arent really able to follow when women talk ;)<br />
<br />
My knight in shining armour, why do U wear ear plugs? this can be interesting, i would like to know :)

we wear ear plugs

so why dont men listen?

you liked that didn't you Bella? :)

hahahaha soo funny

that's funny mr

figures the woman would leave out a key piece of info like "look out for the"