I Love Jokes And Riddles

Curse

By: PTMAN

Written on April 23rd, 2009

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.

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23 responses

PTMAN

thanks MF, where have you been girl.

Oct 27, 2009
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MetalFatigue

Funny. Sexist, but funny. And mr4553 had an excellent point about the quality of the intel the male driver received.

Oct 27, 2009
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PTMAN

it is SS , thanks

Oct 25, 2009
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SeriouslySappy

LOL...this one is seriously funny!

Oct 25, 2009
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PTMAN

you go girl

Oct 25, 2009
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aroserises

You're welcome! Anything for a friend. lol

Bye, have to go now. I have more killing, I mean stalking, to do. ;)

Oct 25, 2009
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PTMAN

Rose your killing me. :)

Oct 25, 2009
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aroserises

Why would that poor man think she was calling HIM a pig?

He must have been verbally abused enough with that insulting name to automatically think she meant him.

Is it any wonder then as to why he stopped listening?

Oct 24, 2009
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PTMAN

Yes it was.

Oct 8, 2009
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masterzune

haha.. thats was nice... :)

Oct 8, 2009
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PTMAN

i love to do it to you.

Oct 8, 2009
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PTMAN

that is what i'm expecting. big and beautiful.

Oct 8, 2009
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PTMAN

NO, why do you ask? it's real. :) you are funny girl.

you make me smile. you better stop before i get one of those horts and don't remember how to spell. i do get carried away with beautiful women you know.

Oct 8, 2009
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georshar

:)

Jun 2, 2009
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PTMAN

it was a joke my love. i would never do that to you.

Jun 2, 2009
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georshar

oh... i just thougth they think with their toes or their kidneys so thats why they arent really able to follow when women talk ;)

My knight in shining armour, why do U wear ear plugs? this can be interesting, i would like to know :)

Jun 2, 2009
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PTMAN

we wear ear plugs

Jun 2, 2009
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georshar

so why dont men listen?

Jun 2, 2009
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PTMAN

you liked that didn't you Bella? :)

Jun 2, 2009
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SoBit

hahahaha soo funny

Apr 23, 2009
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PTMAN

that's funny mr

Apr 23, 2009
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mr4553

figures the woman would leave out a key piece of info like "look out for the"

Apr 23, 2009
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thehippy

haha..ha

Apr 23, 2009
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