Daily Joke .... Seduction

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face. With both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his  beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
linda linda
26-30, F
19 Responses Feb 9, 2007

Love thistles

Heh heh heh

Lmpo omg not laughed so hard in ages. My face is aching

lmao!

lmao! Must remember that when I go out next. :)

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! chipperchickNeededThat!!!!

Really nice. Clever woman !

Oh Hell Good One!

Okay, I can't stop laughing! XDD

he should have hummed the answers. lol this is funny stuff.

XD lmao!

XDD Oh god...well. I guess that's one way to get the message across :P

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH AHAHAHAHAH *GASP* AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH AHHAHAHAA

AHAGAha!! that was great!

Yea the lesson is "dont suck on stranger's fingers at a bar" lol

ewww........... lesson learnt i bet .... eewwwwwwwwwwwww

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LMAO!!!

BEST JOKE EVER !!!! BAH HA AHHAA