Gujarati, Madrasi, Sardar and Lunch

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work on   scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
   
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more Time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
   
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I Get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha One more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his Death.
   
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
   
The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as Well.

At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how Really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
   
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I Didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.
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The sardar's wife said,

"Don't look at me.

He makes his own lunch...

georshar georshar
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6 Responses May 27, 2009

hahahahahahah XD.. I love sardar jokes

Hahaha....poor sardar , hes the butt of every joke

Sardarz is the community, who saved daughters & daughter in laws of Hundustaniz in past from Ahmed Shah Abdaali and other looters & dacoits. Moreover, it is Dr. Manmohan Singh, the greatest Sardar, to whose brain, Mr. Obama too salutes. Such jokes, are a big black & worst spot over the unity of India. please avoid, if you can.

Please, they're like the irish in jokes, get over it

HaHaHa you make me laugh needed too so bad .<br />
Thanks Ms Curry , ;) c.b.

fell off the chair. great one

Lol. thats rich. Funny. I mean it.